Alas! God can never be heard over the whorizontal now… yet, because one-outta-one shall croak sometime, somewhere, God has set-up this magnificent feature on the Way either Upstairs or downtown: the Warning. Everyone, me, too, living on this planet will feel the Warning lasting about 20ish minutes, showing U.S. a gorgeous picture of Heaven, Purgatory (depending whether our sins demand a greater punishment before being allowed into the Great Beyond), and dagnasty Hell. Remember, God doesn’t condemn; we condemn ourselves by our sinful lifestyles of unbelief. The Warning’s just a wake-up call. Don’t believe me? Guhroovy. You will soon. God bless you with discernment.
"I contend we are both atheists; I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
I am a Jewish atheist. In a battle between Jewish and atheist, atheist would win with a knock out. But lately I’ve been trying to ascertain whether those two ill-assorted parts of me might be able to coexist in relative peace. My primary ambition is to maintain a connection to my familial and cultural roots without compromising my complete rejection of the existence of god… Oy vey.
Alas! God can never be heard over the whorizontal now… yet, because one-outta-one shall croak sometime, somewhere, God has set-up this magnificent feature on the Way either Upstairs or downtown: the Warning. Everyone, me, too, living on this planet will feel the Warning lasting about 20ish minutes, showing U.S. a gorgeous picture of Heaven, Purgatory (depending whether our sins demand a greater punishment before being allowed into the Great Beyond), and dagnasty Hell. Remember, God doesn’t condemn; we condemn ourselves by our sinful lifestyles of unbelief. The Warning’s just a wake-up call. Don’t believe me? Guhroovy. You will soon. God bless you with discernment.
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